well then, the title says it all doesn't it? i am not ashamed to admit that i'm a john mayer fan. i own all of his recordings and i celebrate his entire catalog. obviously, some of his stuff is better than others. and continuum is one of my favorite cd's. ever. go ahead, give it a listen. i'll wait. actually, i don't have that kind of time so you'll just have to take my word for it. anyhoo, on to the list...
1. he collects watches. not just any kind of watches - rolex watches. yeah, he's rich.
2. he dumped taylor swift. probably because he realized how freaking annoying she is. why do teenage white girls have such awful taste in music. between her and bieber, they should probably just stab their eardrums because it's essentially the same as listening to that crap.
3. he plays a mean guitar. really mean. i'm talking like ari gold mean. and it's not just pop. check out his blues records, they're pretty killer. did i mention continuum is badass? i did? okay, moving along...
4. he has a dope sleeve tattoo. i want one.
5. he romanced aniston, love hewitt, simpson (in her prime) and who knows who else. i'm impressed.
6. he is funny. check out his appearance on chappelle's show. classic.
7. he's the same age as me. that makes him cool in my book.
i'm sure there's more, but i'm tired and i don't want to write anymore. bottom line, if you don't like john mayer, you're dumb. but we can still be friends. maybe.
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